What the F are you wearing... tights as pants. tights as pants? wait... you're wearing tights as pants? FORREAL? Ew.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE A SUPERMODEL SKINNY BODY, I CAN SEE EVERY NASTY NOOK AND CRANNY!

I can't imagine what men have to say about this weird trend. They ought to be thinking... "what happened to the mini skirt and low cut top? That showed us what we wanted to see and yeah you looked like a ho but you didn't look like you left the house without putting pants on.." 

It's really awkward. Camel toe. Ass Crack. All the unshapely parts of your thighs and not to mention if you have a squatty butt. You can be skinny and have an awful looking ass. Now... if you're not super skinny and it's undeniably WRONG for you to show that much... why are you doing it? There must have been a point in one of these chicks lives when they were standing in front of the mirror and they thought  A) these don't do my body justice. B) I'm not on my way to the gym or about to run a marathon.. so how is this cute..? C) Aren't I supposed to be wearing a skirt over these skin tight.. tights? 

I'm grossed out. I'm confused. I'm scared. I'm ready to be able to walk around my college campus without having to stare at a lumpy butt that's been shoved into spandex.