September 21, 2010

What the F are you wearing... tights as pants. tights as pants? wait... you're wearing tights as pants? FORREAL? Ew.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE A SUPERMODEL SKINNY BODY, I CAN SEE EVERY NASTY NOOK AND CRANNY!
I can't imagine what men have to say about this weird trend. They ought to be thinking... "what happened to the mini skirt and low cut top? That showed us what we wanted to see and yeah you looked like a ho but you didn't look like you left the house without putting pants on.." 
It's really awkward. Camel toe. Ass Crack. All the unshapely parts of your thighs and not to mention if you have a squatty butt. You can be skinny and have an awful looking ass. Now... if you're not super skinny and it's undeniably WRONG for you to show that much... why are you doing it? There must have been a point in one of these chicks lives when they were standing in front of the mirror and they thought  A) these don't do my body justice. B) I'm not on my way to the gym or about to run a marathon.. so how is this cute..? C) Aren't I supposed to be wearing a skirt over these skin tight.. tights? 
I'm grossed out. I'm confused. I'm scared. I'm ready to be able to walk around my college campus without having to stare at a lumpy butt that's been shoved into spandex.

Exotic Pets... I want my own little zoo please

Pygmy Marmoset
Blob Fish
Axolotl
Dumbo Octopussy
Tarsier
HOtot Bunny- owow look at that eye liner :p she's gorgeous!
mini horse. I don't know if it's real. but i want it.
Mini Pigs!!! definitely getting one of these with my boyfriend soon.




September 20, 2010

Turning to the pole.. losing your soul??





Pole dancing is put in a really negative light, cuz yeah, let's face it- it's raunchy and usually paired with fat old guys and lap dances... but really, this shit is hard and takes a lot of work and I think it's pretty damn admirable on the exercise and fitness aspect. 

Truth is.. if this whale keeps it up and learns to work that pole she's gonna start shedding all that blubber...





Cherry Darling from Planet Terror gave me the dream of being a pole dancer. Probably cuz she's really hot and it made her seem so powerful and awesome. She blows away zombies with her huge-ass gun leg. But seriously, pole dancing takes hard rock abs, and arms, and legs, it's fucking unbelievable cool. Little mini azn men do it at the circus all the time, except they're not sexy women in hot little outfits. Which makes it so much more fun.


Dressing in perfect harmony with the beloved collegiate life <3

If I had unlimited UO monies I'd rape that place off all their sweaters and plaid skirts.